Mom: are you alive?
me: last time i checked i had a pulse
Mom: well you look half past dead I’m just checking.
Me: thanks.
Mom: you’re welcome.
How are you tumblr?
Mom: are you alive?
me: last time i checked i had a pulse
Mom: well you look half past dead I’m just checking.
Me: thanks.
Mom: you’re welcome.
How are you tumblr?